Overheard...

Aaron talking to his buddy, Reis, who is an only-child.

Aaron: Ryan is my brother. Who's your brother?
Reis: I don't have a brother.
Aaron: You have a sister?
Reis: No, I don't have a brother or a sister.
Aaron: So nobody is lucky enough to play with you all day except your mom?
Reis: Yeah, and my dad.
Aaron: Well, you only get to play with your dad at night because he's working until then.
Reis: No, my dad gets home at noon, so I play with him then.
Aaron: Well, my dad has to work until night because we chose to live in a big house.